Meanwhile, Elsewhere 20/06/2020

Meanwhile, Somewhere in the Cosmos - SHSO Leeds

Meanwhile, Somewhere in the Cosmos - SHSO Leeds

We interrupt your casual scrolling to bring you this special news bulletin.

We’re getting reports that nearby Queensbury nebula has entered a period of rapid expansion, leading to an act of aggression towards neighbouring celestial phenomena.

A spokesbeing from the offending dust cloud this morning told reporters, “While we understand not all of our galactic neighbours share our penchant for pugilism, we’d prefer them to respect our rules and refrain from speaking about it.”

United Galactic peacekeeping forces are currently circling the region as a precautionary measure.

by Josefus Haze


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