We interrupt this Friday feeling with breaking news from elsewhere in the cosmos!
The metropolis of Crustatia is entering into its last days of existence as fissures in the spacetime continuum compete against a close pass from the intergalactic flux capacitor and a ravaging meteor shower, each one hellbent on destroying one of the oldest council estates in this sector of the galaxy.
In a response that shocked exactly half of all known beings, local residents are celebrating in melancholic relief the end of what’s been a rather dull existence. To the surprise of nobody, the spirit of an angelfish looks on with benign indifference.