by Mr Mascall
It’s sad but it’s ever so true that this mankind has sunk to the lowest, most ungodly state imaginable.
In an effort to turn the tides, the ShSo Holy See has commissioned the Lord’s own illustrator Mr Mascall to draw a new and more unifying image of Christ the great redeemer.
Verily he hovers over your spiritual desk, asking if you’ve updated your email address book and spitting a bit when he talks.
Shower us in your holy spittle O’ Lord, for we are sinners and must be cleansed!